Joke!!! 2.0

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"People often get too quick to say 'there's no self. There's no self...no self...no self.' There is self, there is focal point, its not yours. That's what not self is."

Ninoslav Ñāṇamoli
Senses and the Thought-1, 42:53

"Those who create constructs about the Buddha,
Who is beyond construction and without exhaustion,
Are thereby damaged by their constructs;
They fail to see the Thus-Gone.

That which is the nature of the Thus-Gone
Is also the nature of this world.
There is no nature of the Thus-Gone.
There is no nature of the world."

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Lol that was awesome Dhammanando
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Dhammanando wrote:
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LMAO!!!!!!!! I was not expecting this from you Bhante LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


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Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


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A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
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Sublime & free, what is that obscured Eternity?
It is the Undying, the Bright, the Isle.
It is an Ocean, a Secret: Reality.
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Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;)


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CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Aloka wrote:
CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Jokes are sometimes absurd. Not all humor is of the same style but in any case I'll speak for myself: Sorry I upset you :hug:


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Disciple wrote:Image

I'm the female breadwinner of my family. And the all-around glue that holds everything together, preventing the scenario depicted in image #3. So, nope, I don't relate to this either.

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Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"
...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
I don't get it ...
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