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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:19 am
by robertk
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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:25 pm
by Kare
Heard at the airport: Travellers to Nirvana please go to Gate, gate, paragate, parasamgate, bodhi, svaha.

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:06 pm
by SarathW
Sorry Kare.
This joke need some clarification.
:mrgreen:

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:14 am
by DNS
SarathW wrote:Sorry Kare.
This joke need some clarification.
:mrgreen:
It is the final verse of the Heart Sutra (Mahayana) and means:
“Gone, gone, gone beyond, gone utterly beyond, Enlightenment hail!”

(Sanskrit)

Transliterated in English it looks like 'gate' (like an airport gate) but is actually pronounced gah-tay.

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:18 am
by SarathW
Ok that's funny.
By the a comma seems to be missing.

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:05 pm
by Kim OHara
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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:45 am
by Mkoll
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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:01 am
by cjmacie
Kim OHara wrote:
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The German for what Santa says there ("Immer dies Buddhisten"), reads, literally as:

"[It's] always these Buddhists!"

or perhaps better
"[It's] always those Buddhists!",
as English and German use the words "this/that", "these/those" slightly differently.

(I can't see how they get "Of all those Buddhists"?)

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:38 pm
by robertk
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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:09 am
by cooran

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:17 am
by robertk
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American geography textbook

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:34 pm
by robertk
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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:41 am
by Mkoll
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Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:18 am
by Kim OHara
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(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)

Re: Joke!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:23 am
by DNS
Kim OHara wrote:
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(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
That's pretty cool. Check out this image someone on Dharma Paths made with photoshop:

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http://dharmapaths.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=568