Joke!!! 2.0

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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manas wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:13 am
:lol: Either he thought it was a rubbish joke or just didn't get it at all. Probably the former

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Meezer77 wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:33 pm

:lol: Either he thought it was a rubbish joke or just didn't get it at all. Probably the former
I think he didn't get it, because the notion that 'we are all one' is not, despite what New Agers might think, something Buddhists believe, hence HHDL didn't get it for the right reason!
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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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traditional wrote:A little puff of wind, travelling from the heart,
Trickles down the back bone, and turns into a fart.
A fart is very useful, it gives the stomach ease.
And when you are in bed, it suffocates the fleas.

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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The funniest thing about this may actually be the idea that a doctor would offer such a prescription instead of drugs.
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