Joke!!! 2.0

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Post by samseva » Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:39 am

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Post by Kim OHara » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:20 pm

This one may remind some of us of others of us. ;-)

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Post by mikenz66 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:52 pm

Scarily true...

:rofl:

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Post by robertk » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:48 pm

when you lie about your prior sheepdog experience on your resume.
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Post by Sam Vara » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:48 pm

robertk wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:48 pm
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Possibly the best yet. I'd seen the photo before and thought it mildly humorous, but your caption is brilliant!

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Post by Kim OHara » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:18 am

I'm not sure if this counts as a joke but it's a cartoon so here goes -
Greedy swine are using tax loopholes to offshore billions. Also, cows go moo
:reading: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ows-go-moo

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Mettāya,
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Post by Kare » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:20 pm

Why practice takes time
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Post by Dhammanando » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:48 am

Tweeted by Clay Woolley...
This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.

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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 67 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean home.
On retreat and offline May 22 - July 10.

„Sedem solitariam, cubitum solitarium
solitarius colens non segnis,
solitarius semet ipse domans
in sylva extrema delectatus sit.“

(Dhammapada 305. tr. Viggo Fausbøll. 1855)

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by DNS » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:02 pm

Here's a meme I just created.
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Post by Sam Vara » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:20 pm

DNS wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:02 pm
Here's a meme I just created.

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(You could probably have eliminated a few more, though!)

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by JeffR » Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:28 am

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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Post by retrofuturist » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:47 am

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"Do not force others, including children, by any means whatsoever, to adopt your views, whether by authority, threat, money, propaganda, or even education." - Ven. Thich Nhat Hanh

"The uprooting of identity is seen by the noble ones as pleasurable; but this contradicts what the whole world sees." (Snp 3.12)

"One discerns wrong view as wrong view, and right view as right view. This is one's right view." (MN 117)

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Meezer77 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:47 pm

Not really a joke as such, but a video of my cat Shug eating chicken. The noises he makes are hilarious


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