Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by aflatun » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:03 am

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"People often get too quick to say 'there's no self. There's no self...no self...no self.' There is self, there is focal point, its not yours. That's what not self is."

Ninoslav Ñāṇamoli
Senses and the Thought-1, 42:53

"Those who create constructs about the Buddha,
Who is beyond construction and without exhaustion,
Are thereby damaged by their constructs;
They fail to see the Thus-Gone.

That which is the nature of the Thus-Gone
Is also the nature of this world.
There is no nature of the Thus-Gone.
There is no nature of the world."

Nagarjuna
MMK XXII.15-16

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Dhammanando » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:29 am

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Disciple » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:59 am

Lol that was awesome Dhammanando

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:29 am

Dhammanando wrote:
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LMAO!!!!!!!! I was not expecting this from you Bhante LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:21 am

Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Coëmgenu » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:49 pm

A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
如無為,如是難見、不動、不屈、不死、無漏、覆蔭、洲渚、濟渡、依止、擁護、不流轉、離熾焰、離燒然、流通、清涼、微妙、安隱、無病、無所有、涅槃。
Like this is the uncreated, like this is that which is difficult to realize, with no moving, no bending, no dying. Utterly lacking secretions and smothered in the dark, it is the island shore. Where there is ferrying, it is the crossing. It is dependency's ceasing, it is the end of circulating transmissions. It is the exhaustion of the flame, it is the ending of the burning. Flowing openly, pure and cool, with secret subtlety, and calm occultation, lacking ailment, lacking owning, nirvāṇa.
Asaṁskṛtadharmasūtra, Sermon on the Uncreated Phenomenon, T99.224b7, Saṁyuktāgama 890

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:58 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;)


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Aloka » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:57 am

CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:05 pm

Aloka wrote:
CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Jokes are sometimes absurd. Not all humor is of the same style but in any case I'll speak for myself: Sorry I upset you :hug:


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:07 pm

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Sea Turtle » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:16 pm

Disciple wrote:Image

I'm the female breadwinner of my family. And the all-around glue that holds everything together, preventing the scenario depicted in image #3. So, nope, I don't relate to this either.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by binocular » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:18 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"
...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
I don't get it ...

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