Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:21 am

Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Coëmgenu » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:49 pm

A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
世尊在靈山會上拈華示眾眾皆默然唯迦葉破顏微笑世尊云
The Lord dwelt at the Vulture Peak with the assembly and plucked a flower as a teaching. The myriad totality were silent, save for Kāśyapa, whose face cracked in a faint smile. The Lord spoke.
吾有正法眼藏涅槃妙心實相無相微妙法門不立文字教外別傳付囑摩訶迦葉。
I have the treasure of the true dharma eye, I have nirvāṇa as wondrous citta, I know signless dharmatā, the subtle dharma-gate, which is not standing on written word, which is external to scriptures, which is a special dispensation, which is entrusted to Mahākāśyapa.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:58 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;)


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Aloka » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:57 am

CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:05 pm

Aloka wrote:
CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Jokes are sometimes absurd. Not all humor is of the same style but in any case I'll speak for myself: Sorry I upset you :hug:


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Sea Turtle » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:16 pm

Disciple wrote:Image

I'm the female breadwinner of my family. And the all-around glue that holds everything together, preventing the scenario depicted in image #3. So, nope, I don't relate to this either.

:anjali:

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by binocular » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:18 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"
...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
I don't get it ...
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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Aloka » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:05 pm

Sea Turtle wrote: I'm the female breadwinner of my family. And the all-around glue that holds everything together, preventing the scenario depicted in image #3. So, nope, I don't relate to this either.

:goodpost:

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Disciple » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:06 am

Aloka wrote: A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.
I know a few men including a cousin of mine who have been taken to the cleaners by their ex wives in divorce courts. These situations are very common where I live. It is not sexist, just the reality.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Disciple » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:28 am

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