Joke!!! 2.0

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Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:35 am

I guess the famous Joke!!! thread https://dhammawheel.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=5479 is full.

Time to start another one!

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Post by Kim OHara » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:47 am

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Post by Buddha Vacana » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:17 am

Kim OHara wrote:
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Actually a lot of the practice is exactly like this
"This body, sister, comes into being through food. And yet it is by relying on food that food is to be abandoned.

"This body comes into being through craving. And yet it is by relying on craving that craving is to be abandoned.

"This body comes into being through conceit. And yet it is by relying on conceit that conceit is to be abandoned.
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Post by aflatun » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:57 am

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"People often get too quick to say 'there's no self. There's no self...no self...no self.' There is self, there is focal point, its not yours. That's what not self is."

Ninoslav Ñāṇamoli
Senses and the Thought-1, 42:53

"Those who create constructs about the Buddha,
Who is beyond construction and without exhaustion,
Are thereby damaged by their constructs;
They fail to see the Thus-Gone.

That which is the nature of the Thus-Gone
Is also the nature of this world.
There is no nature of the Thus-Gone.
There is no nature of the world."

Nagarjuna
MMK XXII.15-16

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Post by JeffR » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:56 pm

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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Post by robertk » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:01 pm

haha hilarious!

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Post by CedarTree » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:41 pm

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Haha! Oh man this is awesome!


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Post by Bundokji » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:28 pm

And the Blessed One addressed the bhikkhus, saying: "Behold now, bhikkhus, I exhort you: All compounded things are subject to vanish. Strive with earnestness!"

This was the last word of the Tathagata.

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So true ;) Lol


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Buddha Vacana » Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:34 pm

Thomas Jane is awesome

Loved his impersonation of detective Joe Miller in The Expanse.

"The stars are better off without us."

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Post by aflatun » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:03 am

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"People often get too quick to say 'there's no self. There's no self...no self...no self.' There is self, there is focal point, its not yours. That's what not self is."

Ninoslav Ñāṇamoli
Senses and the Thought-1, 42:53

"Those who create constructs about the Buddha,
Who is beyond construction and without exhaustion,
Are thereby damaged by their constructs;
They fail to see the Thus-Gone.

That which is the nature of the Thus-Gone
Is also the nature of this world.
There is no nature of the Thus-Gone.
There is no nature of the world."

Nagarjuna
MMK XXII.15-16

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Post by Dhammanando » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:29 am

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Disciple » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:59 am

Lol that was awesome Dhammanando

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:29 am

Dhammanando wrote:
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LMAO!!!!!!!! I was not expecting this from you Bhante LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


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