Joke!!! 2.0

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Oscars tomorrow evening (Los Angeles time).

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field :)
“Knowing that this body is just like foam,
understanding it has the nature of a mirage,
cutting off Māra’s flower-tipped arrows,
one should go beyond the King of Death’s sight.”
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Not sure if Friedrich Nietzsche can be said to be a comic, but things he said are amusing…

To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
Men who think deeply appear to be comedians in their dealings with others because they always have to feign superficiality in order to be understood.
Friedrich Nietzsche


Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
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Sibling rivalry.

(cross-posting from DWM)
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The benefits of simple origami are twofold (Tim Vine).
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Cat Bad, Chicken Good.
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When your life is turned upside down

Maybe it is for the better?
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/asked-a ... 00212.html

Cross-posting from another thread (santa100). This is surprisingly very accurate. :lol:

In a caricature, stereotypical way, of course.

California: young woman with Starbucks by the beach with her cute dog (instead of human children)
Nevada: old man gambling away on a slot machine (about two-thirds of locals gamble)
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