Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:21 am

Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Coëmgenu » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:49 pm

A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
如無為,如是難見、不動、不屈、不死、無漏、覆蔭、洲渚、濟渡、依止、擁護、不流轉、離熾焰、離燒然、流通、清涼、微妙、安隱、無病、無所有、涅槃。
Like this is the uncreated, like this is that which is difficult to realize, with no moving, no bending, no dying. Utterly lacking secretions and smothered in the dark, it is the island shore. Where there is ferrying, it is the crossing. It is dependency's ceasing, it is the end of circulating transmissions. It is the exhaustion of the flame, it is the ending of the burning. Flowing openly, pure and cool, with secret subtlety, and calm occultation, lacking ailment, lacking owning, nirvāṇa.
Asaṁskṛtadharmasūtra, Sermon on the Uncreated Phenomenon, T99.224b7, Saṁyuktāgama 890

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:58 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;)


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Aloka » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:57 am

CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by CedarTree » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:05 pm

Aloka wrote:
CedarTree wrote:
Disciple wrote:Image
It's funny because it's true lol


A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.

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Jokes are sometimes absurd. Not all humor is of the same style but in any case I'll speak for myself: Sorry I upset you :hug:


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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Sea Turtle » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:16 pm

Disciple wrote:Image

I'm the female breadwinner of my family. And the all-around glue that holds everything together, preventing the scenario depicted in image #3. So, nope, I don't relate to this either.

:anjali:

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by binocular » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:18 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:A Buddhist, a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew talk into a bar and the bartender says:
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"
...maybe I shouldn't tell jokes.
I don't get it ...
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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Aloka » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:05 pm

Sea Turtle wrote: I'm the female breadwinner of my family. And the all-around glue that holds everything together, preventing the scenario depicted in image #3. So, nope, I don't relate to this either.

:goodpost:

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Disciple » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:06 am

Aloka wrote: A blatantly sexist "joke" which has never been true in connection with myself as a woman, nor anyone I've ever known.
I know a few men including a cousin of mine who have been taken to the cleaners by their ex wives in divorce courts. These situations are very common where I live. It is not sexist, just the reality.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Disciple » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:28 am

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