Joke!!! 2.0

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Post by Kim OHara » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:20 pm

This one may remind some of us of others of us. ;-)

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Post by mikenz66 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:52 pm

Scarily true...

:rofl:

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Post by robertk » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:48 pm

when you lie about your prior sheepdog experience on your resume.
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Post by Sam Vara » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:48 pm

robertk wrote:
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Possibly the best yet. I'd seen the photo before and thought it mildly humorous, but your caption is brilliant!

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Post by Kim OHara » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:18 am

I'm not sure if this counts as a joke but it's a cartoon so here goes -
Greedy swine are using tax loopholes to offshore billions. Also, cows go moo
:reading: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ows-go-moo

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Why practice takes time
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Post by Dhammanando » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:48 am

Tweeted by Clay Woolley...
This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.

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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 67 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean home.
“Keep to your own pastures, bhikkhus, walk in the haunts where your fathers roamed.
If ye thus walk in them, Māra will find no lodgement, Māra will find no foothold.”
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Post by DNS » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:02 pm

Here's a meme I just created.
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Post by Sam Vara » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:20 pm

DNS wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:02 pm
Here's a meme I just created.

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(You could probably have eliminated a few more, though!)

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