Joke!!! 2.0

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by manas » Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:13 am

Knowing this body is like a clay jar,
securing this mind like a fort,
attack Mara with the spear of discernment,
then guard what's won without settling there,
without laying claim.

- Dhp 40

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by JeffR » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:11 am

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Meezer77 » Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:33 pm

manas wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:13 am
:lol: Either he thought it was a rubbish joke or just didn't get it at all. Probably the former

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by manas » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:48 am

Meezer77 wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:33 pm

:lol: Either he thought it was a rubbish joke or just didn't get it at all. Probably the former
I think he didn't get it, because the notion that 'we are all one' is not, despite what New Agers might think, something Buddhists believe, hence HHDL didn't get it for the right reason!
Knowing this body is like a clay jar,
securing this mind like a fort,
attack Mara with the spear of discernment,
then guard what's won without settling there,
without laying claim.

- Dhp 40

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by JeffR » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:34 am

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Kim OHara » Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:08 am

traditional wrote:A little puff of wind, travelling from the heart,
Trickles down the back bone, and turns into a fart.
A fart is very useful, it gives the stomach ease.
And when you are in bed, it suffocates the fleas.

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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by JeffR » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:04 am

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Therein what are 'six (types of) disrespect'? One dwells without respect, without deference for the Teacher; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Teaching; one dwells without respect, without deference for the Order; one dwells without respect, without deference for the precepts; one dwells without respect, without deference for heedfulness; one dwells without respect, without deference for hospitality. These are six (types of) disrespect.
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Re: Joke!!! 2.0

Post by Kim OHara » Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:32 pm

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The funniest thing about this may actually be the idea that a doctor would offer such a prescription instead of drugs.
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