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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:09 am

PARAPROSDOKIAN ....good word that sounds Thai or Sri Lanken , but it's not

It means that the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected .

eg.

* Where there's a will , I want to be in it

* The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list

* If I agreed with you , we'd both be wrong

* Do not argue with an idiot , because he will drag you down to his limit and beat you with experience

* Light travels faster than sound , and that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak .

* we never really grow up , we only learn how to act in public

* War does not prove who is right , only who is left

* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit , whereas wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

* Evening news is where they begin with ' good evening ' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism , whereas to steal from many is research

* A bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops . On my desk I have a work station

* When I fill out an application and it says who to contact in case of emergency I put DOCTOR

* I thought I wanted a career , when it turned out I just wanted pay cheques

* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head , stubbies , thongs and a beer gut and still think they are sexy

* I didn't say it was your fault , I just said I was blaming you

* Behind every successful man is a woman and behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman

* A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory

* I asked God for a Ferrari , but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked for forgiveness

* Money can't buy happiness , but it sure makes misery easier to live with

* There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away

* I used to be indecisive , but now I'm not sure

* You're never too old to learn something stupid

* To be sure of hitting the target shoot first and call what ever you hit THE TARGET

* Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

* Change is inevitable , except from a vending machine

* Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

* A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were

* I always take life with a grain of salt , plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

* When tempted to fight fire with fire , remember that firemen usually use water
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Ytrog » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:21 pm

Cooran wrote:A bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops . On my desk I have a work station

Have to remember this one :rofl:
Suffering is asking from life what it can never give you.


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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kim OHara » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:22 am

* I used to be indecisive , but now I'm not sure.

Along the same lines:
I used to be apathetic but now I couldn't be bothered.

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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:58 am

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home..... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? Here I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that:

a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhereto be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!

A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

* My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
* The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
* My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
* My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
* I had no control over the drooling.
* Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
* I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.

I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Ben » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:06 am

very good!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Ytrog » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:34 am

omg, where did you get this one? :rofl:
Suffering is asking from life what it can never give you.


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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kim OHara » Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:08 am

Ytrog wrote:omg, where did you get this one? :rofl:

It has GOT to be American (no, I'm not going to explain why because I might have to be rude about Americans :tongue: ).
If you like it, you may well like the novels of Carl Hiaasen - equal parts funny, gross and violent, but with a surprisingly moral basic orientation.
Alan, in particular, should read them - they're all set around Florida and the Everglades.

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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:34 am

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000...00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kim OHara » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:20 am

For those who don't (yet) follow xkcd:
http://xkcd.com/926/

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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:25 am

Great link, Kim! :smile:

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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kare » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:17 pm

cooran wrote:===================================
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

======================================


My wife just decided not to let me do the shopping ...

:lol:
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Ben » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:28 pm

Kare wrote:
cooran wrote:===================================
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

======================================


My wife just decided not to let me do the shopping ...

:lol:


You showed your wife the joke didn;t you Kare?
You're an evil genius!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kare » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:15 pm

Ben wrote:
Kare wrote:
cooran wrote:===================================
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

======================================


My wife just decided not to let me do the shopping ...

:lol:


You showed your wife the joke didn;t you Kare?


Of course! Highly recommended for every married man! :twisted:
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kim OHara » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:35 pm

Kare's action is a good example of what is technically known as 'Strategic Incompetence'.
I probably don't need to explain further in present company.
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:19 am

SHAMPOO ALERT!! As I was shampooing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read the bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body!" Now I understand why I am so "full-figured!" I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. it says on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." It pays to read the warning labels!

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IRISH CHRISTENING
Patrick's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins ... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth,and had to be christened immediately so your brother Patrick came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he's a clueless idiot ...
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?

'Denise' says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought ...'I really like Denise '

Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?'

The doctor replies ' Denephew '
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby Kim OHara » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:38 am

A BUSH CHRISTENING - A.B. "Banjo" Paterson

On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few,
And men of religion are scanty,
On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost,
One Michael Magee had a shanty.


Now this Mike was the dad of a ten-year-old lad,
Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned;
He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest
For the youngster had never been christened,


And his wife used to cry, "If the darlin' should die
Saint Peter would not recognise him."
But by luck he survived till a preacher arrived,
Who agreed straightaway to baptise him.


Now the artful young rogue, while they held their collogue,
With his ear to the keyhole was listenin',
And he muttered in fright while his features turned white,
"What the divil and all is this christenin'?"


He was none of your dolts, he had seen them brand colts,
And it seemed to his small understanding,
If the man in the frock made him one of the flock,
It must mean something very like branding.


So away with a rush he set off for the bush,
While the tears in his eyelids they glistened-
"'Tis outrageous," says he, "to brand youngsters like me,
I'll be dashed if I'll stop to be christened!"


Like a young native dog he ran into a log,
And his father with language uncivil,
Never heeding the "praste" cried aloud in his haste,
"Come out and be christened, you divil!"


But he lay there as snug as a bug in a rug,
And his parents in vain might reprove him,
Till his reverence spoke (he was fond of a joke)
"I've a notion," says he, "that'll move him."


"Poke a stick up the log, give the spalpeen a prog;
Poke him aisy-don't hurt him or maim him,
'Tis not long that he'll stand, I've the water at hand,
As he rushes out this end I'll name him.


"Here he comes, and for shame! ye've forgotten the name-
Is it Patsy or Michael or Dinnis?"
Here the youngster ran out, and the priest gave a shout-
"Take your chance, anyhow, wid 'Maginnis'!"


As the howling young cub ran away to the scrub
Where he knew that pursuit would be risky,
The priest, as he fled, flung a flask at his head
That was labelled "Maginnis's Whisky!"


And Maginnis Magee has been made a J.P.,
And the one thing he hates more than sin is
To be asked by the folk who have heard of the joke,
How he came to be christened "Maginnis"!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:21 am

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:06 am

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said. "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do."

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!! I thought, this is B******t I can get one cheaper off the web.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

I was driving this morning when I saw an Royal Automobile Club van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown.'

On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ’English speaking Doctor' - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:22 am

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER:


Memory was something you lost with age......

An application was for employment....

A program was a TV show....

A cursor used profanity...

A keyboard was a piano...

A web was a spider's home...

A virus was the flu...

A hard drive was a long trip on the road...

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...

And if you had a 3 inch floppy...well, you just hoped nobody found out!!!!
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Re: Joke!!!

Postby cooran » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:39 am

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

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Rabbit resuscitation... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Ads Permanent Wave."
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