An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man go to a pub.
The bouncer says, ..."Sorry. I can’ t let you in without a Thai."
---The trouble is that you think you have time---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---